What's going on Weather wise in your area?

But uncharacteristically, there is a strong breeze out of the southwest that makes sitting in the shade bearable.

southwest...that oughta be hot and dry shouldn't it??

Calypso Jones wrote:southwest...that oughta be hot and dry shouldn't it??

Hot but humid. It's coming off of the Gulf of Mexico. I live about at the I-10 latitude.

You can't wear no Red Tannie shoes down here cause the gators will spot you.

I went outside to empty my small shop vac I keep in the Laundry room and clean the foam filter and throw away the paper filter. But I dont use a paper filter. Lol.

I just cut two pieces of old sheets and fit it over and throw the old ones away.
But it's just too hot. I'm gunna try again but I know before I finish outside I will be soaked to my drawers.

draws. ah unnerstan...suntine i get soak to my braw.

Calypso Jones wrote:draws.  ah unnerstan...suntine i get soak to my braw.

Technically, we say drawz, too!

Y'all need to come with a language users manual.

Red Lily wrote:Y'all need to come with a language users manual.  

https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/louisiana/cajun-phrases-la/

https://questionsgems.com/cajun-sayings/

The heat continues. Fait chaud! It's hot! And humid.

It's 95 degrees with a heat index of 110.

Shade doesn't help. Only AC.

I got my 5 acres of yard grass cut but the heat has whipped me. And all the bouncing on this rough ass place whipped me even worse. It's bad for your back.

I started to go for a swim in the lake. It's packed with boaters and campers this weekend. Maybe I could get lucky and a boatload of women would pick me up.

When I finished cutting , I went to the store on the tractor. I was completely out of beer. (Edit:for days!)Passing by all the camps and homes along the bank I noticed quite a lot of people beating the heat( I made sure spellcheck got that right ) this weekend. Almost as many as a holiday.

Omg, the great grill smells you get on a tractor with no cab. Won't get that in a vehicle.

First I smelled chicken.
Then , a little further down the road, ribeyes.

Then, pork ribs.
Then burgers.
Then, ribeyes again!

Lolol. Yes people , I can tell you what's cooking on a grill even if I was blind.

I think I'll just stay inside . I've done more than enough for today.  
I'm starting to get real stiff.

I'm gunna cook a pork rice dressing and a boneless pork chop or two.

It's too hot to go outside and bob-a-q.

Plus my ass hole neighbor and my brother are both spraying herbicide concoctions of roundup, 2-4-D, and crossbow outside.