Re: About those Flood Legends

by jirqoadai Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:18 pm

Lummy wrote:
jirqoadai wrote:i think He walked on water ALOT. prolly warmed his hands and feet when he crossed iceland, touched at Greenland, told the Cree to go to hell, walked along the beach from MA to Cape May, ducked west for a few weeks before popping back out near Port Royal SC, kept hoofing it to South Miami, walked over to cuba, visited every island on his way to venezuala, stayed along the coast and headed up the amazon.

Why do you suppose Jesus would tell the Cree "to go to hell"?

because they ate their neighbors for lunch.

by Lummy Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:48 pm

Cute. Post your proof. Rolling Eyes

by jirqoadai Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:52 pm

all the vikings who landed there got eaten

by Lummy Tue Apr 20, 2021 3:49 pm

LOL. Good.

You're making trouble for no reason. Don't make trouble for no reason. If you can't come up with a reason, at least post the best recipe. Thanks.

by vege57 Tue Apr 20, 2021 4:03 pm

jirqoadai wrote:maybe youll convert before Jesus comes agin

I wont hold my breath in regards either of those lol

by Lummy Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:46 pm

I suppose the 2nd Coming has been predicted since He died on the Cross. Think about it.

by vege57 Tue Apr 20, 2021 10:46 pm

Lummy wrote:I suppose the 2nd Coming has been predicted since He died on the Cross. Think about it.

Very good point Lummy, how much longer does the asshole intend to keep us waiting ?

by Lummy Tue Apr 20, 2021 10:54 pm

Perhaps we have had "2nd Coming"s for 2000+ years.
At a rate of one per century, say, that would be 20+ 2nd Comings?

by vege57 Tue Apr 20, 2021 11:01 pm

Lummy wrote:Perhaps we have had "2nd Coming"s for 2000+ years.
At a rate of one per century, say, that would be 20+ 2nd Comings?

Maybe hes here and they have locked him in a mental asylum , He turned up claimed to be Jesus, BANG! they committed him ?

by Lummy Tue Apr 20, 2021 11:08 pm

Yeah, maybe. I was thinking just the other day that to profess Christianity could get you declared insane by a "qualified" overeducated political operative -- an activist democrat. They will do that if allowed.

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