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Whilst taking the northern wife to Scotland we stopped at the Lancaster service station M6 north for a rest and stretch our legs.
We went to a KFC, my wife sat down and I went to order for us both.
When a waitress brought our meal trays over it looked pretty decent my chicken and fries and drink all looked good, but when I took a bite out of a piece of chicken oil dribbled out of my mouth onto my chin, my wife looked at me horrified and she picked up a piece from her tray and just squeezed it with her fingers, oil poured out.

Calmly i picked up  both trays and alerted a waitress who examined our meals, she made a face and asked if I wanted to order again or my money back. (I asked for a refund and we left)

vege57 wrote:

I like KFC, I have it once a week, It helps lubricate the colon

KY not enough? Protip: You're supposed to eat it.

Neo wrote:Whilst taking the northern wife to Scotland we stopped at the Lancaster service station M6 north for a rest and stretch our legs.
We went to a KFC, my wife sat down and I went to order for us both.
When a waitress brought our meal trays over it looked pretty decent my chicken and fries and drink all looked good, but when I took a bite out of a piece of chicken oil dribbled out of my mouth onto my chin, my wife looked at me horrified and she picked up a piece from her tray and just squeezed it with her fingers, oil poured out.

Calmly i picked up  both trays and alerted a waitress who examined our meals, she made a face and asked if I wanted to order again or my money back. (I asked for a refund and we left)

oil? by jove, you found oil? and did not even need a permit to drill in the north sea?

El G wrote:

vege57 wrote:

Red Lily wrote:The Colonel's chicken pieces are about the worst things I've ever eaten.  The rest of his stuff is ok but those chicken pieces are kinda slimy and gross.

I like KFC, I have it once a week, It helps lubricate the colon

KY not enough?

i will try anything, just as long as after i cut it open, i dont see a tiny arm come out and shake its fist at me.

El G wrote:

vege57 wrote:

I like KFC, I have it once a week, It helps lubricate the colon

KY not enough? Protip: You're supposed to eat it.

You speaking from experience ? lol

jirqoadai wrote:

Neo wrote:Whilst taking the northern wife to Scotland we stopped at the Lancaster service station M6 north for a rest and stretch our legs.
We went to a KFC, my wife sat down and I went to order for us both.
When a waitress brought our meal trays over it looked pretty decent my chicken and fries and drink all looked good, but when I took a bite out of a piece of chicken oil dribbled out of my mouth onto my chin, my wife looked at me horrified and she picked up a piece from her tray and just squeezed it with her fingers, oil poured out.

Calmly i picked up  both trays and alerted a waitress who examined our meals, she made a face and asked if I wanted to order again or my money back. (I asked for a refund and we left)

oil? by jove, you found oil? and did not even need a permit to drill in the north sea?

A good olive oil enema would do the job

El G wrote:

vege57 wrote:

I like KFC, I have it once a week, It helps lubricate the colon

KY not enough? Protip: You're supposed to eat it.

Poor ole Lemmy will be turning in his grave,