New Year’s Eve fireworks cancelled because of masturbating walrus

Thor the walrus put on an X-rated show of his own — after his arrival put an end to a town’s New Year’s Eve fireworks display.

As huge crowds gathered to see the Arctic mammal lounging at a harbour, council officials axed the light show so he was not disturbed.

But parents had to cover their children’s eyes when the two-ton beast appeared to perform a solo sex act on the slipway on Saturday.

Footage of Thor’s un-family friendly performance in Scarborough, North Yorks, went viral on social media.

Video at link for interested parties ... https://dailycaller.com/2023/01/01/walrus-wanders-into-harbor-masturbates-falls-asleep-ruins-new-years-fireworks/

Amazing ! When I tried that they continued with the freaking fireworks ......I could of used some quiet time too! Damned animal rights groups .

Daily Bread wrote:Amazing ! When I tried that they continued with the freaking fireworks ......I could of used some quiet time too! Damned animal rights groups .

I wish they would ban fireworks in NZ , I get sick of the wankers that want to set them off at 1am in the morning for 3 months after the day, and aim them at my house, Said it before, head over and smack one of the assholes out with a deck chair works well with killing their enthusiasm lol