Some Great Eats!

I took a nice 1.5kg slab of brisket out of the freezer at the weekend , it has some lovely fat running through it . I told the Muslim guy at work he doesn't know what he's missing out on when it come to a nice strip of bacon , So I am going to cure a brisket bacon for him to try, I ran half a celery through the juicer , celery has a lot of naturally occurring nitrates and is an alternative to sodium nitrate etc, so this cure will be as natural as it gets , salt. sugar and celery juice , on Sunday I will pop it into the pallet smoker for a few hours and it will be magic , I'll have that rag head shaggin pigs in no time

I asked him a while back if he knew why camels were called ships of the desert , He didn't, "because they are full of Arab semem"" lol

It crossed my mind when working with him today, that if camels were ships of the desert what would goats be, I suggested they might be dinghies of the desert because you couldn't pump as many semen into them lol

He didn't turn up to work today, probably spent the day at home trying to turn his dinghy into a ship lol

You probably terrified him with the pork! Lol

Every time I hear the term "EATS" I think of this song.

Red Lily wrote:You probably terrified him with the pork!  Lol

The guy has a mechanical engineering degree, and hes fucken useless , too indoctrinated by his culture and religion