Joke night

An Elderly Irish lady visits her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido.

“What about trying Viagra?” asked the doctor.

“Not a chance” she replied. “He won’t even take an aspirin”.

“Not a problem,” said the doctor. “Give him an Irish Viagra.”

“What on Earth is Irish Viagra?” she asked.

“It’s Viagra dissolved in his morning cup of coffee. He won’t even taste it.

Let me know how it goes,” he said. She called the doctor the very next afternoon.

“How did it go?” he asked.

“Oh Jesus Doctor, it was terrible. Just horrid, I tell ya! I’m beside myself!”

“Oh, no! What in the world happened?” asked the doctor

“Well, I did the deed, Doctor, just as you advised.

I put the Viagra in his morning coffee, and he drank it.

Well, you know, it took effect almost immediately, and he jumped straight up out of his chair with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and his pants a-bulging.

Then, with one fierce swoop of his arm, he sent the cups, saucers, and everything else that was on the table flying across the room ripped my clothes to tatters and passionately took me then and there, right on top of the table. T’was a nightmare, I tell ya, an absolute nightmare!”

“Why so terrible?” asked the doctor. “Wasn’t the sex good?”

“Freakin jaysus, it was the best sex I’ve had in me last 25 years, but sure as I’m sittin’ here, Doctor… I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!”

Apple announced today
that it has developed
a computer chip that can store
and play high fidelity music
in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost between
$499.00 and $699.00
depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough
because women have always complained
about men staring at their tits
and not listening to them.

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