Re: The Biden Buffoonery Thread

[Calypso Jones]

This guy is really very shallow.

[Calypso Jones]

NINE surprising findings from Joe Biden's physical.

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-surprising-findings-from-joe-bidens-physical

1. He arrived with his stool sample already in his pants: The doctor appreciated the president's initiative.

2..The suspicious mole on his arm turned out to just be melted chocolate ice cream: This was discovered when he licked it off mid-exam.

3. There was a crayon up his nose that's been pressing on the frontal lobe of his brain this whole time: Well, that explains a lot!

4. There's a tapeworm living in Biden's intestines that he nicknamed "Barack": Sounds about right.

5. His lungs are half-filled with hair from young girls: Stop sniffing so hard, Joe!

6. He's under the impression that his wife is a doctor: Poor guy.

7. His carotid arteries are 98% blocked with chocolate chip ice cream: Two percent of blood reaching the brain - not bad.

8, His cognitive ability is the best of any president in history: Wait a minute...

9. There are currently three different types of dementia warring for supremacy in his brain: It's anybody's ball game!

[Calypso Jones]

this is the weirdest photo of biden taken allegedly a couple days ago...maybe as early as yesterday on the 'campaign' trail.

[Cotton]

Another angle on the Saudi trip.

“I’m not going to meet with MBS,” Biden said, according to CNBC. “I’m going to an international meeting, and he’s going to be part of it.”

That clearly wasn’t the case — and blowback was harsh and immediate. That’s why it was a stunner when Biden laughed off criticism — with a touch of heartlessness, it must be said — when a reporter noted the president was “coming under a lot of fire for your fist bump with the [Saudi] crown prince.”

“I just wanted to give you a chance to respond to that,” the reporter continued. “How can you be sure that another incident, another murder like Jamal Khashoggi’s won’t happen again?”

“Well — God love you. What a silly question,” Biden responded. “How could I possibly be sure of any of that? I just made it clear if anything occurs like that again, they’ll get that response and much more.”

  <--Shock, not fear.>  What a horrid, ugly, evil man.


Oh.  the link.
https://www.westernjournal.com/watch-bidens-heartless-response-question-murdered-journalist-silly-question/

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He is evil and ugly. Best thing he could do is shave his ass and walk backwards to improve his looks :)

[Cotton]

NINE surprising findings from Joe Biden's physical.

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-surprising-findings-from-joe-bidens-physical

1.  He arrived with his stool sample already in his pants: The doctor appreciated the president's initiative.

2..The suspicious mole on his arm turned out to just be melted chocolate ice cream: This was discovered when he licked it off mid-exam.

3.  There was a crayon up his nose that's been pressing on the frontal lobe of his brain this whole time: Well, that explains a lot!

4.  There's a tapeworm living in Biden's intestines that he nicknamed "Barack": Sounds about right.

5.  His lungs are half-filled with hair from young girls: Stop sniffing so hard, Joe!

6.  He's under the impression that his wife is a doctor: Poor guy.

7.  His carotid arteries are 98% blocked with chocolate chip ice cream: Two percent of blood reaching the brain - not bad.

8,  His cognitive ability is the best of any president in history: Wait a minute...

9.  There are currently three different types of dementia warring for supremacy in his brain: It's anybody's ball game!

Too funny! Thanx for the lol

[Cotton]

This guy is really very shallow.

I think it's hilarious when Joe squints his eyes and tries to act like a tough guy. His people actually buy into his little charades. They lap them up like like little puppy dogs

[Keith]

I guess tonight Biden's doing his "State of the Union" address, for those who actually take the time to sit through 90 minutes of System propaganda. They'll probably clear out every pharmacy in town to get him through it, and he'll be wearing his industrial-strength Depends, 'cause you never know when you gotta go.

[Calypso Jones]

Bidens white house declares tomorrow transgender visibility day. March 31, 2024, Easter Sunday.

[Calypso Jones]

https://www.frontpagemag.com/biden-declares-easter-sunday-transgender-day-of-visibility/

Joe's christianity is invisible except for those times when he trots it out in the pursuit of votes.

[Calypso Jones]

Joe Biden, who grew up a Muslim attending a Black church in the Puerto Rican part of Scranton, where he beat up Corn Pop while marching for trans rights on his way to a synagogue, now claims his family were “watermen in the Port of Baltimore in the 1800s”


https://x.com/joma_gc/status/1776336356324639204

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