Smartest woman in the US.

A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Anthony Fauci, Hillary Clinton, and a ten-year-old school girl.
Unfortunately, the plane is about to crash and there are only four parachutes.

Dr. Fauci quickly grabs the first. “I need this because I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis caused by COVID19!” He straps on the parachute and jumps, yelling "Cowabunga!..." as he disappears below.
The pope grabs the second. “I need this because I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He quickly puts it on and jumps. ... "Praise the Lord and ... ... help me Jesus! Ahhhhh-mmmennnn!" He quickly disappears out of sight.
Hillary grabs the next one and shouts, ‘‘I need this because I’m the smartest woman in the country. Now get out of my way before I Seth-Rich your ass!" Off she jumps into the wild blue yonder. "Woo-Hoo-ooo-ooo ...! Me for everything!!"
President Trump is last, pausing for a moment to thoughtfully turn and bow down to the little girl. “You can have the last parachute" he confides. "I’ve lived my life, but yours is just starting.”
The child chuckles and shrugs, “Thank you, Mister President, but don’t worry. There are two parachutes left. The smartest woman in the United States took my school book pack.”

I think Hilliary is going crazy in her old age.

I think Hillary always has been crazy. Playing second fiddle to a diseased philanderer drives some women absolutely wild. Jews have a term for her obsession: penis envy.

She should have stayed at home to cook, clean house and mend Bill's shorts.

Lummy wrote:I think Hillary always has been crazy. Playing second fiddle to a diseased philanderer drives some women absolutely wild. Jews have a term for her obsession: penis envy.

She should have stayed at home to cook, clean house and mend Bill's shorts.

or at least use the whitewater to wash her underwear. instead of laundering them in public.

Calypso Jones wrote:I think Hilliary is going crazy in her old age.

She definitely is shrinking.

not in hip size. LOL