Growing old gracefully -LMAO

HawkTheSlayer wrote:Speaking of relief factor:

And how come there aren't any commercials that talk about all the extra farting you do when you get old, and offer charcoal lined drawers and panties to neutralize the fumes?

Beano.

It works.

As for Spitz...he looked like a future porn star, right down to the thick 'stache (remember the Porn-stache? Every stud in stag flicks had it).

That was also right about when lookalike Burt Reynolds posed nude with a fig leaf. Whether our Gaydar was down, back then, or whether the queers just picked up the look...who knows?

HawkTheSlayer wrote:I thought you were supposed to need less sleep when you got old. I need more sleep.

Its harder to find sleep, I have a nap every day around 12:30pm at work, I have a little office with a reclining chair and have a snooze , love it, And I have made it clear to the guys at work, do not come in and wake me up or you will feel the wrath of Brentski,,

They are all a little scared of me as I have a rep for being an asshole if messed with lol

You have a rep for being an asshole??? How did THAT happen.

LOLOLOL

Calypso Jones wrote:You have a rep for being an asshole???  How did THAT happen.

LOLOLOL

its taken years of unselfish dedication lol

Even the owner of the company treads lightly around me, he knows my view on things, I do a skilled job for him, if he doesn't want me there he doesn't need to sack me me, Just ask me to leave and I will happily walk away from the place. That's life

2cent wrote:

Daily Bread wrote:

HawkTheSlayer wrote:Look more like a swallower to me.

I always thought he was a little flamboyant but aren't all those swimmers ? Wonder why that is ? Like ice skaters but on the other end of that is a hockey player and most (I think) are straight . That's right I'm a homophobe

Somehow, I just can't picture you being afraid of homosexuals.

I'm ascared of them @2cent , somebody told me they got cooties - DB is freakin terrified at the thought of cooties !

He married a woman. As if that really means anything. Read a bit of his biography. It seems he was not interesting or people just did not go for him.

Well, at least he never ate Wheaties like Jenner.
Wheaties are bad for you!

Daily Bread wrote:

2cent wrote:

Daily Bread wrote:

HawkTheSlayer wrote:Look more like a swallower to me.

I always thought he was a little flamboyant but aren't all those swimmers ? Wonder why that is ? Like ice skaters but on the other end of that is a hockey player and most (I think) are straight . That's right I'm a homophobe

Somehow, I just can't picture you being afraid of homosexuals.

I'm ascared of them @2cent , somebody told me they got cooties - DB is freakin terrified at the thought of cooties !

Calm yourself,  @Daily Bread.  The little Sicilian is right there happy to beat them off with a stick.  

Well, at least I'll tell her to, just as soon as I get my lasagna.

I cannot believe how old and horrid I look. I remind myself of how Bridget Bardot aged.

HawkTheSlayer wrote:Well, at least he never ate Wheaties like Jenner.
Wheaties are bad for you!

I've got that box from 1977 and its still got the cereal in it .Hermaticaly sealed in my "old crap I'm saving that'll make me rich someday "room .