Growing old gracefully -LMAO

I'm sitting back relaxing watching nothing in particular on TV and a Relief Factor  commercial comes on with some scary old man that looks like he's ready to drop dead but is being kept alive with this stuff.

Than they tell you that that guy was this guy and he's doing great under the medication !


What a dumb ,ignorant way to think that you're going to get consumers to buy this deal by depressing the hell right outta ya .
Mark Spitz looks like shit and if that's the way I gotta survive than its time for a bullet and bid adieu.

spitz allegedly today.

Look more like a swallower to me.

HawkTheSlayer wrote:Look more like a swallower to me.

  

HawkTheSlayer wrote:Look more like a swallower to me.

I always thought he was a little flamboyant but aren't all those swimmers ? Wonder why that is ? Like ice skaters but on the other end of that is a hockey player and most (I think) are straight . That's right I'm a homophobe

Daily Bread wrote:

HawkTheSlayer wrote:Look more like a swallower to me.

I always thought he was a little flamboyant but aren't all those swimmers ? Wonder why that is ? Like ice skaters but on the other end of that is a hockey player and most (I think) are straight . That's right I'm a homophobe

Somehow, I just can't picture you being afraid of homosexuals.

2cent wrote:

Daily Bread wrote:

HawkTheSlayer wrote:Look more like a swallower to me.

I always thought he was a little flamboyant but aren't all those swimmers ? Wonder why that is ? Like ice skaters but on the other end of that is a hockey player and most (I think) are straight . That's right I'm a homophobe

Somehow, I just can't picture you being afraid of homosexuals.

maybe he had an unfortunate childhood experience with a priest ?

BTW, there's a radio station around here that call's itself, "The Relief Factor" station.  They carry Dennis Praeger, Mike Gallagher, Sebastian Gorka, and few other like-minded talk show hosts.  
And yep, they all do the heavy push for Relief Factor, as they all want that credit they get for customers using their name in the PROMO code.

I thought you were supposed to need less sleep when you got old. I need more sleep.

Speaking of relief factor:

And how come there aren't any commercials that talk about all the extra farting you do when you get old, and offer charcoal lined drawers and panties to neutralize the fumes?