Can beatings PLEASE come back in style?

Who raised these damn cry-babies who are eternally offended at everything, to the point of being hypocrites.  If they'd spend half as much time trying to be productive as they spend making up things to be offended about, we wouldn't be in as bad of shape as we currently are.

Remember when being imitated was a form of flattery or a compliment?  So what, this poor kid wants to rock the "I didn't wash my hair so that I could look like a hobo" look.  And blacks are offended?  What of?!  If they relax or color their hair, whose culture are they appropriating, I wonder?  No one's, that's whose!  

This is what 'progress' has gotten us.  A bunch of whiny, entitled brats, having everything just handed to them.  No clue on how to survive outside of the system so lovingly put into place so they'd never need to do a single thing for survival.  It's unnatural.  They have no purpose so they try to fill that void with their irrelevant little complaints.

Oh Noes!  Whitey didn't wash his hair!

Come over here sweetcheeks and let the vege give ya a good ole fashioned spanking,