Maybe i'll vote democrat again

Maybe i'll vote Democrat again


When they throw B Hussein O in Guantanamo
Slam the door, lock it.
When  Bernie Sanders finally takes a dime from his own pocket,
When AOC can speak, her IQ sounds more than ten,
Maybe i'll vote democrat again.

They got this freak show they call Beto who pretends he's mexican,
When the polls get close i bet mayor  Pete will take it on the chin,
When someone tells Kamala Harris that she cant sleep her way in,
When i see Liz warren's teepee, I'll vote Democrat again.

When Candace owens  hosts the View instead of those four hags,
Whose lovely personalities could make a buzzard gag,
When you turn on your tv and there's real news on CNN,
Maybe i'll vote democrat again.

If JFK was here today he'd scream and shake his fists,
That his beloved party's been hijacked by socialists.
Take away our guns is number one in their bag of dirty tricks
But if they try it, we're gonna party, like it's 1776.
When they can talk the cattle into holding their farts in,
That's when i'll vote democrat again.

When Slick Willy finally fesses up to all his misadventures,
When Pelosi gives a speech, she's not lyin' through her dentures,
When creepy ole Joe Biden stops sniffin' little girls' skin,
Maybe i'll vote democrat again.

Chucky Schumer is a tumor on the colon of our nation,
He knows that they can't win without illegal immigration.
They got delusion by collusion because they didn't win.
When Al Sharpton pays his taxes, I'll vote democrat again.

If JFK was here today he'd scream and shake his fists,
That his beloved party's been hijacked by communists,
Take away our guns is number one in their bag of dirty tricks
But if they try it, we're gonna party, like it's 1776.
They all scream impeachment just to cover their rear ends
And when they hang for treason, I'll vote democrat again.

When they campaign on killin' babies
well then what else can I say?
But this looks like the perfect time
To walk awaaaay.

So when the Jew and the Arabs call truce,
When Caitlin's back to bein' Bruce,
When the Clintons finally get the noose,
Maybe i'll vote democrat again.

So you can take your Green New Deal
And blow it out a cow's rear end
(long, slow, modest, humble cow fart)
'Cause I aint EVER EVER EVER votin' Democrat Ag'in.

I don't want y'all missin' this!!!