Re: What is your Religion? POLL

by Sprintcyclist Fri Apr 15, 2022 6:33 pm

This 'survey' is just what 'Denomination of Christianity' are you?

by Great American Fri Apr 15, 2022 6:45 pm

Sprintcyclist wrote:Very much so.

Sprint, you support the mobs who support infanticide, sodomy and socialism. You have no real credibility in this thread. If I ever add the god Moloch to the poll I'll give you a shout okay?

Sprintcyclist wrote:This 'survey' is just what 'Denomination of Christianity' are you?

The poll includes Jewish, Eastern Religion, and Atheist or Agnostic options.

I'm thinking you need to go on my Ignore list.

by Great American Fri Apr 15, 2022 6:49 pm

Holy cow I have never seen the screaming and crying over a poll and its options before.

by Sprintcyclist Fri Apr 15, 2022 7:09 pm

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump.
I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian."
I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."

I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

by Great American Fri Apr 15, 2022 7:18 pm

Sprintcyclist wrote:Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump.
I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian."
I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region."
I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."

I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

Ladies and gentlemen, the irony here is this:

Muslims really do murder infidels, they chop their heads off. And Democrats love their Muslims.

Democrats really do murder children in the womb and even at the moment of birth, by the millions.

Real Christians do no such thing.

What is your Religion? POLL - Page 3 Giphy

What is your Religion? POLL - Page 3 Giphy

by jirqoadai Sun Apr 17, 2022 1:55 am

how orthodox presbyterians could get it so wrong is the twentieth century all time conundrum. theres three kinds of people who go to those things: 1. total retards 2. fools 3. control freaks

by Great American Sun Apr 17, 2022 3:12 am

All I wanted was a simple poll to get a feel of the forum. Nothing fancy.

Look at all the bullshit I got for my effort.

Ah well, we live and learn don't we.

We might as well lock this one up. Its done.

by jirqoadai Sun Apr 17, 2022 3:34 am

how long have you been an orthodox presbyterian?

by Great American Sun Apr 17, 2022 3:42 am

jirqoadai wrote:how long have you been an orthodox presbyterian?

How long have you been a retard

by jirqoadai Sun Apr 17, 2022 3:44 am

Great American wrote:
jirqoadai wrote:how long have you been an orthodox presbyterian?

How long have you been a retard

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