Just when you think ridiculous cannot be parody

Mount Everest has conducted itself in such a racist manner as to prohibit access to black people and conspired with whites as to create colonial power. Mt. Everest, by it's very existence is racist.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10365049/Team-nine-black-climbers-attempt-scale-Mount-Everest-tackle-sports-colonial-history.html

An absurd essay on cream being a colonizer of coffee has received high praise for its fight against racism and colonial power.

https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com/student-mocks-wokeism-writes-paper-on-how-milk-is-a-colonizer-of-coffee-and-dupes-professor/

It's a pandemic of madness.

what do you contract after hobbling a mountain guides wife?

sherpes