If SAFETY is REALLY important to you...

Leave your car in the driveway or garage. After all, you COULD have an accident, you COULD be car jacked or something COULD fall on your car. You COULD be run over by that car as well.

Never visit a doctor, hospital, medical clinic, Emergency room, Urgent care or nursing facility as there are a LOT of things that COULD happen. Suffice it to say that you should NEVER have surgery for ANYTHING because the anesthesia may not work correctly, you COULD wake up while on the table, they may do the wrong surgery on you, you COULD be immune to the pain medicine, you COULD have some sort of allergic reaction or you COULD catch something.

Never swim, because there are MANY things that COULD happen. Drowning is merely one of the things that COULD happen.

Never go in a boat, it COULD sink, it COULD spring a leak and you COULD be stranded with no power or engine. Of course you COULD end up in shark infested waters, you COULD suffer hypothermia or you COULD drown.

Never cross a bridge of ANY type. After all, the bridge COULD fail plunging you and your car into the water, onto railroad tracks, onto a highway or you COULD be hurt or killed by steel or other debris.

Stay away from any and all sports. Many injuries have occurred and people have died from those injuries.

Never go to any type of race. LOTS of issues COULD happen.

Never get out of bed. After all, you COULD slip, fall or ingest something that COULD harm or kill you.

Actually, you aren't safe at home either. A criminal COULD burglarize your home, you could be the victim of a home invasion, your door COULD be kicked in or you COULD be kidnapped.

The possibilities are endless that doing ANYTHING COULD result in illness, injury or death. As a matter of fact even a Hazardous Material suit COULD spring a leak resulting in exposure to who knows what.

@ impotant

You just as well get out of bed if you are impotant.

impotant: kevin costner learning Lakota dialect from a woman.

I admit that I was being sarcastic. It didn't work, it wasn't funny and it came across as a typo so I corrected it. Sorry for my inept attempt.

RV wrote:I admit that I was being sarcastic. It didn't work, it wasn't funny and it came across as a typo so I corrected it. Sorry for my inept attempt.

No worries here.

Well, it appears The Jab is many-times more likely to cause Bad Stuff to happen in the future, than Beer Cooties can or will.

HawkTheSlayer wrote: @ impotant

You just as well get out of bed if you are impotant.

You'll probably just roll out in your sleep , wake up all limp on the floor

Casey Jones wrote:Well, it appears The Jab is many-times more likely to cause Bad Stuff to happen in the future, than Beer Cooties can or will.

"" it appears The Jab is many-times more likely to cause Bad Stuff to happen in the future,""

Impossible to predict Casey the future has yet to arrive, it could equally be said that if you don't get the jab "bad stuff will happen to you in the future "

Depends whether you are a half full or half empty personality type lol

vege57 wrote:

Casey Jones wrote:Well, it appears The Jab is many-times more likely to cause Bad Stuff to happen in the future, than Beer Cooties can or will.

"" it appears The Jab is many-times more likely to cause Bad Stuff to happen in the future,""

Impossible to predict Casey the future has yet to arrive, it could equally be said that if you don't get the jab "bad stuff will happen to you in the future "

Depends whether you are a half full or half empty personality type lol

Right, jump off that forty story building because "half full" logic will have you believe that you can fly. Drive your car into that concrete abutment because "half full" logic will have you believe that maybe that concrete will move. Drink some bleach because "half full" logic will tell you that it will only kill that which is harmful to you. Yeah, there are a ton of things that one can do with the "half full" logic...